Thought

Forget about Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga- Video Phone, It's a screwed up song.

Try listening to Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce- Telephone.

1st

Happy 1st Anniversary, Friend. (:

So hows life? I bet you have met Michael Jackson and had a few showdowns with him eh? XD

Hope you are still as hyper as ever. Will visit you some days after settling down.

See you next time. XD

You Tian

Haha, the day has finally come! You Tian is married!

The whole thing started at 9.45 morning, in You Tian's old house. The chinese tradition of groom getting his lovely bride! Unfortunately I wasn't there because I was doing Bio notes in TTC, heard from peoples that came back later that it was tiring but very fun. :(

After that all the tutors started to gather in TTC and prepared to go Legend Hotel. After reaching our destination, we started our preparation and practices without hestitation.

Everybody started to get busy when the guests were coming in. You Tian was still typing the table seats list until the last minute. Soon the ballroom door was opened, and the ushers started guiding guests into their respective seats.

Finally! After everything has settled, the emcees started their speeches and the stars of the night came in!

After that the dinner came in. Tian Jun and I were unlucky enough to be arranged to sit with some unknown old men because of insufficient tables for the tutors. Tian Jun was so nervous that he searched for a nearer table with the TTC peeps and sure enough, he found one. So we jumped into that table with Yew Ho who happened to face the same problem as ours.

Lots of program, including You Tian's proposal video and the moring's video. Jung Ho and Chang Meng faced some problem because of laptop's problem and almost decided to cut off that program. Fortunately there was another laptop and it was able to read the videos. The hotel's audio department also helped to cover up when they were fixing the problem.

The most high-gay part was when You Tian came to yam seng with the tutors. For 4 continueous row, we ran from tables to tables to shout our throat out. We screamed shouted so loud that all the presentees were looking at us. Haha.



Quote of The Day

You Tian: 我会好好做人的.

Well You Tian, hope we can really attend your baby's full moon party by next year. X)

College

Hey peeps. Recently lots of brothers asked me hows my collge life. I replied until ran out of credit, and all the answers are the same: It's Awesome! X)

The first day of college was Monday, 11 January. I was in A-levels. Met some new friends.

Tuesaday. I went to first class of the day, economics. 2 hours after class, I entered classroom of AusMat.
Why? because I registered A-level in last Friday without knowing what it is. Then later after finding out that it's something like another SPM (I HATE SPM), I became moody. So I switched. :)

And I never regret making this decision. From 3 subjects, I'm now taking 5. From 1.5 year of pre-u course, I'm now doing only 1 year. Best of all: exam is only 50% theory-based. The other 50% is splitted into various parts like weekly class tests, group assignments, presentations and so on. So lively! Who cares about A-levels!? X)


Comparison between first classes in A-level and AusMat:

A-level (economics): Class, last week we have learnt what is Market Economics, today we will learn what is Planned Economics and Mixed Economics.... This is our PPC graphs, we must assume that we have only 2 products, because the graph has only to axis...... bla bla bla.... Okay class, I don't like students to be late for class, so I will stop 5 minutes earlier so you can attend other classes.

AustMat (biology): Okay class, you all are late to lab. I'm very strict when it comes to lab days, so next time don't be late... Look at the paper I just distributed. This is your first group assignment. Find yourself a group and start discussing what to do. And the rest of the class was discussions in groups.

Perhaps it's because of different subjects, but I felt the differences. Even in AusMat students have more interactions among each other. Second class (Ausmat), was Moral Study(!!!). Yea, at first I thought its the same thing that caused my major hatred in SPM, but soon I found that we are learning in English, and the lecturer is a cheerful old lady with a sense of humour that doesn't fit her generation at all. After a simple introduction, the very very first thing she told us was:' Okay class, you all will be holding a Rock Concert.'

And how fun will it be? Coming soon....  X)

Desparate

Undang test was a freakin 6 hours long-winded and near-to-death boredom. I don't understand why that fella was telling us so much about motorcycles when we are taking car license test. I supposed this particular Malay ex-policeman was an ex-spy interrogator or whatsoever, because he is really good in trapping people in despair. He could tell a super long and pointless car accident tragic story, making us feel like pulling off the door and run away, and when the story was about to end, everybody was starting to pack up and leave, he would relate the current story to other stories and we had no choice but to sit down and suffer.



That's not so important. After I reached house for approximately 10 minutes, I received an annoymous message, thought that i'm a whore. Since I was so free and bored, I decided to play along with this guy.



Annoymous: hello? julie there? wanna know how much is charge for outdoor massage?
Brian: 100k.
Annoymous: brapa lma? 100 jam ke?  (Wtf!? this retard is taking my joke seriously!?)
Brian: Outdoor massage combo, inclusive of trisome with ex mr. malaysias, free b.job, free gay orgy parties, and free for life membership. Syok gay sampai you mati.
Annoymous: ok, lokasi u? I'm not gay... u lelaki ke pmpuan?
Brian: Transexual.
Annoymous: so body mcm pmpuan la? umur u? u prefer massage kat tmpt u ke tmpt i? i stay kat krinchi  (WTF)


I was running out of money, so tried to end this coversation.


Brian: I prefer di burj dubai. Ada duit tak? Kalau tak ada tak payah msg balik. I mahu pakej mewah, president suite.
Annoymous: i serius, u ni...okla, take care


As a goodbye gift, I replied:


Brian: Fuck you.
Annoymous: i bleh byr 100, jgn la marah, i perlu kan good service k...


I really wanted to end this prank, so i typed:


Brian: 100? Makan tahi la. Tak boleh pergi burj dubai tak payah service. Tak ada 100k tak payah harap. Tak ada duit bayar tak payah reply.


And he never replied.



In the end I came up with a few conclusion:

1) This particular guy is a Malay (proven from his typical Malay essence in messaging).
2) This particular Malay guy is really really desparate.
3) This particular desparate Malay guy is really a stupid shit.
4) This particular really really desparate Malay stupid shit is really really hopeless, senseless, brainless, perhaps penniless, and retarded.





Hey, don't think that I'm evil, childish or whatsoever. I was really bored and had nothing to do. Furthermore this prank dealed no harm, except for his maxis prepaid about RM1+, and of course my prepaid la.
But who cares? No harm, no pollution, and best of all, AMUSING. X)

Anyone doesn't believe this story can borrow my phone to view the messages. I'm keeping them as a memory.

Oh yea, Prashanth, if you happened to see this post and want to prank this dude, contact me and i will give you his phone number. (:

TTC

BRIAN SOONG TEACHES BIO

Yes. I know this sounds like some sort of worst joke of the year, or some might say if this really happens the world has come to an end or cows will be flying across Atlantic ocean.

Say what you like. Maybe the world IS falling apart, or some mutated cows with wings are now flying over my house, but I AM teaching biology in TTC .

X)

Anyway, after approximately 1 week of training (thanks Mr. Keng!), I took all Monday to Wednesday Bio class for the first week of the year.





4 January 2010
Monday, Gasing
Form 4 bio, Form 4 bio, Form 5 bio

First class was... awkwardly silent. I tried to tell some jokes and get along with them, but apparently I failed. (T_T) There was a scout junior, Gan Zang, in the class, so the situation was a little bit weird.

Second class was... not so boring. I told them jokes, and they smiled. However, a student, Edbert, did bring some energy into the room, giving me enough strength to last until the class end. Another junior, Jin Yew inside the class, luckily he was still okay.

Form 5 class was... awesome! Almost everyone stunned when I entered the class, because most of them know me and never expected me to teach bio. The whole class was conducted with full of fun and laughters. I really felt happy and energised after the class instead of the exhaustion I expected. Yu Song, your crazy questions really drove me nuts. Only after class I found out that you are the legendary scary student that drove previous tutors crazy. X) Best class ever taught so far.





5 January 2010
Tuesday, Gasing
Form 5 bio, Form 4 bio

Form 5 class was... fun! Charmaine was frozen when I entered the class. She didn't take bio, so she decided to sleep in class for chemistry later. Some how, she stayed awake throughout bio class. Was I too loud? Sorry....

Form 4 class... almost drop dead silence. Only 2 students, 1 of them is another junior, Cheng Hua. However, we survived.

Later, Say Chiew told me that I taught something wrong in yesterday's class! Shit...





6 January 2010
Wednesday, Old Town
Form 5 bio, Form 4 bio

I'm not going to say much about the classes today. Basically the students were all from Taman Petaling and 1 from SAS. The classes were okay.

At here I must be frank and straight.

MRS ANDREW CHU has no difference from a wet market chicken seller who can converse in little English and speaks Chinese in Sichuan essence. Oops, this is a disgrace to the wet market chiken sellers (sorry aunties XD).

Apparently we were the ones who made mistakes and caused some misunderstandings with ANDREW CHU Tuition Centre while giving out brochures outside their centre.

To Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Chu, and all ANDREW CHU Tuition Centre's students,

I'm Sorry

We don't mean to make enemies, it was a misunderstanding.

but MRS. ANDREW CHU's personality simply pissed me off. Not only your attitude, but you never think before you speak. I don't wish to point out what you said and what you did, but 华人的美德? Look at yourself before you speak of others. In fact we pratise more than you do. Giving tuition is not just about earning money. Yes, we do need money and we do earn money, but the difference between us and you is WE CARE FOR STUDENTS MORE THAN MONEY and YOU CARE FOR MONEY MORE THAN STUDENTS.

I never went to Andrew Chu, but now I know why students quit after some time, and I feel greatful that I never stepped into your staircase.

Oh yea, by the way, to MRS ANDREW CHU:

If you want to open a branch in Gasing, We're REALLY REALLY SORRY, but there are NO MORE SHOPS for rent. Unless you don't mind placing your tables and chairs and whiteboards at Ipoh Chicken Rice Shop's back lane. That is, IF they allow.




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Overall, teaching was fun! Really really fun! I never thought that I would be holding Bio reference books again, and I'm relearning Bio like never before. But at the same time we realised the diference between being student and a tutor, and the responsiblities of educating others are massive.

Unfortunately, there are things which are unpredictable. Very unpredictable. Just like what written in the previous post, I might be teaching again... (T_T)



I really don't feel like going college so fast.



See first la. If there is time, I will be back!

Sudden

48 HOURS AGO


I was in TTC Gasing, thinking back how f**king retarded MRS ANDREW CHU was, and prepared how to teach Biology later in English.


24 HOURS AGO


I woke up from nap, logged in Facebook, clicked on the Hunter's Horn in Mousehunt, and was happy that it was an off-day.







1 HOUR AGO

I shook hand with Alvin in front of the Information Centre. Smiling, he said,

" Welcome to Sunway University College."

Welcome to campus life, Brian.

It should be fun, although it started so sudden, 6 months earlier than expected,

and no more tutoring in TTC.

 * And yes, I just registered, 1 week after everybody has started the course. Pro le? X)

2010

Happy New Year My Dear Friends & Brothers!!!

Yes, I can't believe that my last year of high school life ended so fast, just like a blink of eye: We won the 1st place in Sports Day, I have retired from 9th PJ, I took graduation photos with the whole class, I survived SPM, I enjoyed Prom, I had my best trip in my life (so far) in Langkawi, I celebrated new decade with classmates.

2009 is indeed a wonderful year that I will tresure for life. Life must go on though. So,

2010 HERE I COME!

New Year Resolution? I never believe in new year resolution, because I never archieved any of my targets. However, this year, my aim:

- Learn more about Arts.

- Enter some COMPETITIONS. X)

- Be a greener person.

- Save some sharks. ( near impossible in chinese community)


Well, hope I can archieve atleast two of them if not all. :)



Celebrated New Year with S7 peeps in Yuee Sun's house. Lots of fun, anf funny stuffs. Kah Ming (hahaha), drunk dude,..... Let the photos do the talk.

5S7 New Year Countdown 2009


A great thank you to my computerman, Alex! You made my 1st day of the year! In a recent post I stated that I crashed my own computer. It seems that the 5 year old hard disk is dying. With a few magic touch from him, POOF, my computer revived! Thank you so much Alex!



Will be out for Scout Brothers dinner soon.



2010!